Friday, May 23, 2008

A bright spot in the pit of hell that is Etsy

And of course, it's not actually on Etsy, but about it. Which is much better than having to go into the forums, which, according to several good friends of mine, has become a total cesspool of whiny 20-something whores who ask total strangers if it's a good idea to go on a weekend camping trip as the only girl with 20 guys.

Someone send that ho a case of condoms, some Anal Lube and a bunch of those pregnancy kits from the dollar store, 'cause she's going to need it. Hopefully they'll be able to videotape enough of it so they can cut down on the number of paternity tests, if only so she knows which guy should drive her to the abortion clinic. Oh wait, I know! They can all drive her there together!

What. The. Fuck. When did crap like that become appropriate for a business website? I'm not the type to believe in the general degradation of our society, but if I wanted to read shit like that, I'd spend more time on MySpace.

Gives a new meaning to "you should shut your hole" though, doesn't it?

But I digress.

Yes, Etsy Bitch! is already added to my toolbar, snuggled quite nicely between my UEN feed and the direct link to my store. I figured it would feel at home there.

I'd prefer not to think about my Etsy store, though. I haven't sold anything since the 7th. That might be a new record. Meh.